THE WHO
PLAYFUL. CASUSL. PHYSICAL. NAME. Eli Parker Cadence
AGE. Twenty One
BIRTHDAY. January 5th
OCCUPATION. College drop-out. Mooching of his parents... He couches little-league though?
BIRTH PLACE. Lampton Hill
NATIONALITY. English
ORIENTATION. Straight.
PREMADE TITLE. n/a
PLAYBY. Kellan Lutz
THE WHAT
PLAYFUL. To Eli, everything is a game. Or at least, he’ll turn it into a game. You poke him; he’ll time himself to see how often he can poke you in a minute. Ask him to get you something; he’ll take the most object scattered past to it, trying to dodge and duck his way. He can’t help himself. He likes to joke and tease, and play jokes on people. Sometimes though, he has issues knowing where the lines are. He’ll cross a line without ever really meaning to. When he find out he’s gone too far, he’ll often feel rather guilty and mopey about it actually.
CASUAL. Casual may seem like a strange way to describe a person, but it seems to fit the kid perfectly. He’s a casual person, from the way he dresses, to the way he cruises through life without too much ambition or without planning too much. There have only ever been a few things he’s gotten his hopes up for. For the most part though, he just rolls with the punches. Taking everything as it comes. This about him frustrates people. Saying he needs more drive and ambition; to actually go out there and do things instead of seeing what comes his way.
PHYSICAL. Eli is a rather physical person when it comes to expressing his emotions. If he likes someone (mainly girls, he doesn’t do the whole man-ffection thing..) he’ll be really touchy and affectionate. If you get him angry, he will want to punch you (good thing he has punching bag) or break something. He’s very protective of the females in his life, hurt one of them and he probably will by-pass the punching bag and break your face. He’s just not great at verbally expressing things. With Eli, you need to look at the actions, and not the words.
LIKES. Sleeping, Sports, American Football, Snuggling, Jogging, Video Games, Pizza, Sweets, Beer, His Punching Bag, Sweet girls who like coffee and baking, Girls who’s last names Rhyme with Rent... only the brunette one, Steak Sandwiches, Beanies, Caps, Rhubarb Pie, Did I mention Kayla Kent?
DISLIKES. Blondes, Bitches, Bullies, People who piss him off, Apple, Dark Chocolate, Girly Drinks, Having to order girly drinks at the bar, Vegetarian Meals, Being Hungry, Being Sick, Forward Girls (he likes to do the chasing thanks), Being in trouble
THE WHY
BEST MEMORY. When Kayla Kent agreed to go to Prom with him; He’d been wanting to ask her for a while. In true Eli style though, he wasn’t sure how to do it. He just wasn’t good with words at all. They had just been at school, standing by her locker and he’d just kind of sprouted it out ‘so, we should go to Prom together.. ya know..’. To his great joy (and relief) she’d agreed. It made him the happiest guy in the world... well, until..
WORST MEMORY. When he realised Kayla thought they were just going as friends; It broke his heart but what else could he do except nod and agree as if that was the plan all along? They’d been at her house, talking plans and she’d said that he did not need to worry about a silly corsage as they were just going as friends. He was actually surprised she didn’t hear his heart break in two.
Eli was born into a pretty easy life. Two easy-going parents with decent jobs in a stable relationship. Nice house. Nice clothes, Nice things. Not so rich they had money to burn, but they were never left needing things, and even had money left over so some of the luxuries. Honestly, as a kid, the worst he had to deal with was being the middle child of three boys who all liked to joke and rough-house. Sure, they had fights and stuff but every family did. It was all very normal. Nothing even remotely tragic has touched his life. Heck, even his great parents are all still alive.
During High-School, while his life was still rather pleasant, he started getting himself into a bit of trouble. See, he had issues dealing with negative, angry emotions. Which manifested into him slogging people, or damaging school property. His heart was in the right place, he just needed to learn to control his fists. The problem was, most people who angered him would not just sit down and take it. Things normally escalated into huge fights. And Eli was a fairly muscular guy (from all the sport he played) so he could do some damage really.. After a few of these rather serious incidents, he was almost expelled in Grade eleven, however they put him on a good behaviour bond. So he took some anger management classes. Now he only hits his punching bag... and walls..
Instead of going away for college, the young man enrolled in the local (and not TOO bad) school, on a partial sports scholarship. He loved playing the sports, but really hated the classes. He just wasn’t one to sit and study and all that. Even with the gentle coaxing of the one and only Kayla, he could not seem to focus. He barely scrapped through freshman year, but dropped out pretty early into his second... To do, well, nothing. Hang out with Kay and bug her... And coach two local sports teams.. That was it..
THE HOW
RP SAMPLE. there once was a man from nantuckit...
I,
ELLIE BEAR AM
ELLEVEN HUNDRED AN D SIXTY FOUR AND HAVE READ ALL THE REQUIRED INFORMATION. NOT TO MENTION THINK THIS SITE IS REALLY RAD. JUST SO YOU KNOW MY FAVOURITE THING IS
DISNEY AND I FOUND WWB
THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS.
