I aint no robocop ` [OPEN]

[ozzy tse bikindi]

NU ABO: i just paid 5 bucks
NU ABO: to see a showing of Finding Nemo.
NU ABO: the profits go to supporting an eco-terrorist
NU ABO:... i feel hella dirty =S

[wesley rupert king]

you are dirty. hella
stank ass. go shower yourself
or no lovin' for you tonight

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[ozzy tse bikindi]

NU ABO:HEY
NU ABO: YOU SHOULDN'T BE TALKING, MAN.
NU ABO: THERE WAS SOME STANK ASS SMELLING FEET AT MY PLACE LAST NIGHT DURRING THE MOVIE AND I AM ALMOST CERTAIN THEY WERE YOURS BRO.
NU ABO: don't even try to deny

[wesley rupert king]

yo dude. i wasn't even at your house last night. how high were you?

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[ozzy tse bikindi]

NU ABO:... You weren't?
NU ABO: I SWEAR TO GOD YOU WERE D:
NU ABO: yes you were
NU ABO: we were watching The Dark Knight, remember? there were eight of us.
NU ABO: or maybe you weren't =/
NU ABO: I DONT KNOW, WE WOULDN'T BE HAVING THIS PROBLEM RIGHT NOW IF YOUR ASS WASN'T SO BUSY NOT HANGING OUT WITH ME. I GET CONFUSED WHEN YOU'RE NOT AROUND.
NU ABO:I MISS YOU D=<
NU ABO: but not your rank feet.

[wesley rupert king]

haha. i'm just messing with you. i was there man.
it wasn't my feet though, it was old mate who fell asleep on your bean bag... farting
you miss me? man you're a clingly lover
it's my huge man-junk, innit?

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[ozzy tse bikindi]

NU ABO:grumblegrumble
NU ABO: dont lie to yourself
NU ABO: we both know that it's my enormous man junk that keeps our love affair alive.

[wesley rupert king]

sif bro. sif. you have a tiny little peen.
it's my big manly man parts that keep it going

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[ozzy tse bikindi]

NU ABO: no i dont
NU ABO: and stop peepin on my junk dude
NU ABO: 's a lil gay
NU ABO: BUT WHATEVER. are you coming to my birthday?